Thursday September 29, 2005

1000 songs and a one-track mind filed in Goo

We all know that memes are stupid. Especially krissa

1. What do you think of me, Random Music Player?
In Your Honor - Foo Fighters.
In your honour, I would die tonight? I'm quite flattered.

2. Will I have a happy life?
Babies - Pulp
That's really not funny.

3. What do my friends really think of me?
The Man Comes Around - Johnny Cash
Either they think I'm a religious nut, or they believe I'm going to get my come-uppance.

4. What does my S.O. think of me?
In the yard behind the church - Eels
Strangely appropriate. Go Team Uborka!

5. Do people secretly lust after me?
A Private Interlude - Groove Armada
No lyrics. The less said the better.

6. How can I make myself happy?
You Come Through - PJ Harvey
I think this is referring back to Q4.

7. What should I do with my life?
Oh My Lover - PJ Harvey
This I have to disagree with. Less of the whiny goth please, Mr iPod.

8. Why must life be so full of pain?
Wind Up - Foo Fighters
It surely is.

9. How can I maximize my pleasure during sex?
Vibrate - Rufus Wainwright
I'm not kidding. This really is what it told me. Sorry Pete.

10. Can you give me some advice?
Ovary Stripe - Kasabian
From this we conclude that whenever the iPod can't think of a clever answer, it comes up with an instrumental. This may be some sort of advice about fertility.

11. What do you think happiness is?
This Is Hardcore - Pulp
I think my iPod might be slightly kinky.

12. Do you have any advice to give over the next few hours/days?
Summer Skin - Death Cab for Cutie
Either it's telling me to make hay while the sun shines, or to go skinny dipping.

13. Will I die happy?
Brick - Ben Folds Five
Apparently I'm going to drown.

In conclusion, an iPod is not a toy.

Karen

Are you calling PJ Harvey a "whiny goth"? Come, now.

Doctor Pockless - Thursday September 29, 2005 15:06

I love her, but I'm not convinced that her advice is good, just in this one instance. Maybe 15 years ago it would have applied, but right now?
You can love her, you can love me at the same time.
Unless her means his computer.

Karen - Thursday September 29, 2005 15:29

Eeek your iPod is a strange beast indeed.

Stuart - Thursday September 29, 2005 21:07
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