Friday July 30, 2004
Are You Lost? filed in Guests
I won't be able to make it to cocktails today (I'll be partaking of the bucks fizz at a friend's wedding), but for anyone who's accidentally scrolled down too far...

Ade
Friday July 30, 2004
Are You Lost? filed in Guests
I won't be able to make it to cocktails today (I'll be partaking of the bucks fizz at a friend's wedding), but for anyone who's accidentally scrolled down too far...

At last, the meaning of 'manna' is made clear.
Dave - Friday July 30, 2004 09:13Mine's a bucks fizz in a plastic glass, please.
N.B. cocktails may be served quite late, as your hosts are going to Brighton for the day.
Karen - Friday July 30, 2004 09:30Great Britain's first attempt at unmanned space flight was delayed for all the usual problems.
(Can I have a glass of prosecco, please? Ta.)
Mark - Friday July 30, 2004 09:34Can I have a drink that is roughly the same as having my head smashed in by a gold brick.
Wrapped around a slice of lemon of course.
Adrian - Friday July 30, 2004 09:46Caption: Some tiresome gibberish that grew less funny as the week progressed.
Cocktail: Mine's a pint.
Doctor Pockless - Friday July 30, 2004 09:50Just a large screwdriver please.
One of those weeks, and the Inspiration module really needs fixing.
Lyle - Friday July 30, 2004 10:35Mine's also a pint. Probably of beer. There is the story of the "Pint of vodka" incident, but this is neither the time and place. Even if I could remember it, which I can't, so it didn't happen.
Nicholas - Friday July 30, 2004 10:42Adrian, do you mean a Pan-Galactic Gargle-Blaster?
You should never have more than one Pan-Galactic Gargle-Blaster, unless you are a forty-ton mega-elephant with bronchial pneumonia!
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Destructor - Friday July 30, 2004 12:29Margarita for me please. Been listening to the Beach Boys so need something that's 'beachy'...
Er... which a Margarita is... right?
Gordon - Friday July 30, 2004 12:39Okay, take a pint glass, put eight different shots of your choice into it, top up with a Smirnoff Ice (or some other such alcopop) and I'll down it in one.
Ta.
Oh, if somebody would be kind enough to place a cushion on the floor to soften the blow to my head whe I collapse I'd be most grateful.
Dave - Friday July 30, 2004 13:20Dan I belive douglas adams referances have been covered this theme already that I need be no more explict than I have been.
What are you drinking?
Adrian - Friday July 30, 2004 13:27Well that about wraps it up for Adrian.
I'll have what he's having.
D - Friday July 30, 2004 14:37i'd like a photograph of me with ten cosmos, with the caption "Vodka Meets its Match", please. then, i'd actually like ten cosmos, please.
krissa - Friday July 30, 2004 15:17I'd like a Witty Caption, which is a pint glass filled with gin, meths, vermouth and creme de menthe, all in equal measure. Parasol compulsory.
Graybo - Friday July 30, 2004 16:41That was supposed to feature the word "please" somewhere. Tsk! No manners!
Graybo - Friday July 30, 2004 16:42Don't s'pose I'm allowed a humble little Smirnoff Blue, eh?
Very pretty, please...
Mr.D. - Friday July 30, 2004 16:51