Friday April 30, 2004
F. I only managed to reach F. filed in Guests
F, my precious, precious angels, is for 'Forward Planning and thinking laterally.'
Is these recognised female traits?
Well, if they are, they certainly ain't round here. F is for 'forward planning and how I'm rubbish at it'.
And, at that, thank you for your kind, kind offer, karen, but I think we're going to try and do drinks today. Well, I say 'we', I'm going to ask, genial hostess that I am, and pix will be dishing it out to all comers.
So Karen was going to serve on the theme of cartoons, we were, of course, going to serve on the theme of gender (genitals, something like that). So take your pick.
Either order something terribly girly, or cartoonish. Maybe. I don't know. Not done this before.
Woowoo, anyone?
Pink gin for me, please.
Green Fairy - Friday April 30, 2004 10:33Hell, I'm celebrating. I'll take one of each. For my girly cocktail, I'd like a Panty Breeze, and for my cartoon cocktail, I'd like a shot of Stop Motion.
Then, if I may be permitted, I'd like to mix them together. This, of course, results in a Penelope Pitstop.
Doctor Pockless - Friday April 30, 2004 10:52I'll go for a woo-woo. Then when I've had my woo-woo (and Karen, the urinals in this place are vile - must remember to clean 'em at some point) can I have a pint of Black Russian, please?
It's been (another) one of those days...
Lyle - Friday April 30, 2004 11:49the only girly drink i can think of is a buttery nipple, and those are nasty, so i'm going to go with a vodka martini instead. and my parents are in town, so could we have 3 vodka martinis please? (i'm sure i'll end up drinking all of them). thank you very many.
steph - Friday April 30, 2004 11:56Could I combine the two themes and have a Pink Panther. Or perhaps two.
qB - Friday April 30, 2004 11:59I'm also celebrating, not juts because of all this Joining the EU thing but also thanks to that, they let us go home from work at 1 PM. But I'll definitely drop by for a few Juliet cocktail and you'll definitely recognize me in my Jessica Rabbit costume.
Sorsha - Friday April 30, 2004 12:08Phew - I'm delighted that I don't have to do it. I was going to ask for a Penelope Pitstop, but I see that my brother has beaten me to it. I just wanted to be tied to a railway track, and squeal "hay-ulp!" a lot.
And tell Lyle that he can't have a cocktail until he replies to my email. Troublemaker.
Karen - Friday April 30, 2004 13:02So, if I see anyone in a Jessica Rabbit costume tonight, is it safe to assume it's Sorsha?
Doctor Pockless - Friday April 30, 2004 13:17Just offer her a Juliet and you'll see
Sorsha - Friday April 30, 2004 13:25I'll have a well lubricated women please.
Adrian - Friday April 30, 2004 13:34Email responded to - and yes, I'm crap. Sorry.
Lyle - Friday April 30, 2004 14:57Genital theme I can do - a pint of the St Austell Brewery's Cripple Dick please.
Graybo - Friday April 30, 2004 15:48A Scooby Snack would be delicious and much appreciated. Thank you.
Mark - Friday April 30, 2004 15:50I will have several Pints of bitter please.
They too are girly drinks. Or if not, they bloody well should be.
Right now.
anna - Friday April 30, 2004 16:20Right. Work done. Cocktails coming up very shortly.
pix - Friday April 30, 2004 17:25I'd like something foofy and fruity w/an umbrella please... and make it a strong one! Thank you!
Angel - Friday April 30, 2004 17:50Sorry for the late order... if you get a chance, I'd love a frozen margarita. Thanks!
Lux - Friday April 30, 2004 18:37