Pious Commencement

So, I thought perhaps we could spend this week in quiet contemplation of the things we should be thankful for in life. Caty and I have decided to become something akin to the Richard and Judy of blogging and Saturday is a perfect, slow-paced way to start this I feel.

So, if you'd like to open your hymn books to page...

Hold on, what's this? Breaking news! This image just received by yours truly from an unidentified Hotmail address!

What on earth?! Is that Ewan holding a copy of today's Requinian?! It certainly looks like it. What on earth is going on? We haven't seen Ewan on Uborka since... since... since he made those Tequiwi cocktails almost a month ago. Shock, shock, horror, horror! Has Ewan been kidnapped and this is proof from the kidnappers that he's still alive?

Stay with us while we bring you this story live and direct only on Uborka. Caty, over to you.