Overheard on the way back to the station last night: two boys walking behind me:
So where are you going for Christmas, mate?
I’m going back home to Wales to me mum and dad.
Oh right, whereabouts in Wales do they live?
Hereford.
Oh. Where’s that, like, in relation to Swansea and Cardiff?
Worcestershire.
Right. Are you gonna be mashin it up yeah?
Yeah.
Swicked, init?