Bernard climbs up into his new Big Boy Car Seat and I tuck the seatbelt safely around him. I go round to my side of the car and get into the driver’s seat. Bernard lets out a filthy snigger.
What’s so funny?
Big boy car seat.
Does that make you laff? [for I am a northerner]
I larf, and larf, and larf, and larf. [The boy is a southerner alroight]

I love this story.
Does it make you laff?