Monthly Archives: September 2006
Inside Bernard’s Head
Hmm, this nappy that she put on me five minutes ago is much too cool and dry. What can I do to make it more comfy? Pppppppppppppbbbbbbbbbbbsquelch Ahh, that’s better.
Three Months Old
Today we met the baby who lives across the road, and tried to remember that Bernard was once that small. In only three months, our tiny mewling scrap of life has turned into a chunky little wrigglebeast with an adorable … Continue reading
Wherever my internet is connected, that’s my home
I have fourteen minutes to save the earth tell you about house moving and stuff. Most of our stuff is here now, but we still have the rented house for another couple of weeks, giving us ample time to bring … Continue reading
Moving Day
… and the mortgage company has failed to make the payment. We await news from our solicitor on the effectiveness of her chasing-up. Bernard observes his parents getting a little tetchy with one another, and develops a new skill (bashing … Continue reading