I occasionally read a blog written by an english teacher. A teacher of english language and literature, that would be; not a teacher who is english. Although I’m fairly sure that he is, in fact, some sort of Brit.
I am constantly horrified by the standard of language that he uses. I have seen basic spelling errors, poorly constructed sentences, and incorrect use of punctuation [sez me, the Semi-Colon Queen].
This week he has written a poem. It is appalling. What is the world coming to? Surely an english teacher would at least be aware that such a shockingly bad piece of literature should not be allowed to see the light of day. What if some impressionable child reads it?

I’m increasingly comin to the concloosion that ne1 you think should be good at Inglish probbbly won’t be. ROFLMAO LOL UGH sigh
Sorry, I’m just going to wash my mouth out. It hurt typing that.